1. All COBRA recruits must meet Nation of Cobra eligibility guidelines in regards to workforce labor. As such all recruits must be at least 18 years of age. If a potential recruit is 16 years old, they are forced to work in the fields under intense slave labor conditions for two years, upon which they can start basic training. In order to prevent future issues from occurring these recruits are marked with a special red flag and are never given a weapon.

Just to clarify, any member that is less than 18 years of age, and is not exactly 16 yrs old, will be turned away, their paperwork kept on file until their official enlistment date, and if we have need for recruits at such a point as to look through these files, we’ll contact you. Contact method most preferred by our Elite Cobra Recruitment Squad is late night kidnapping, so be forewarned it could happen at any moment, on Thursday between the hours of 2am and 4am local time.

2. Recruits must register on the website within one minute of their recruitment, at which point we won’t know who you are and probably ban your account. Recruits must register using their gamertag, failure to do so will confuse the monkeys. Accounts will not be activated unless the above-noted rules are followed. Forum accounts that are inactive for a period of 3 months or more will be removed, no questions asked, and by 3 months, we mean we dont care..

3. Every recruit in TA must give a recruiting speech that contains a research paper about the death penalty, a list of our rules, and what the punishments are for breaking those rules.

4. Every member of TA is required to have at least one (1) weekly meeting with themselves to outline their goals, aspirations and job performance. Meeting notes should be passed along to Cobra Commander by every Sunday at noon.

5. Clan rosters will then be changed once a month based on the meeting notes, removing any mentally unstable person from the roster that has been meeting with themself to often.