Recruitment Rules
Team Awesomness is a faction of COBRA Command (otherwise known as the COBRA Organization) it’s sole mission and motivation is to take over the online gaming community, mostly through losing. We have rebuilt Cobra Island into a profit hungry island theme park that is close to going bankrupt in these poor economic times, but with some good investments with the likes of Barry Madoff and others, we should prove to be profitable once again.
Our island theme park had several books and a movies created due to its existence. It is currently populated with many forms of, previously extinct dinosaurs created through our patented and top secret process involving tree sap and a mosquito. It also serves as the headquarters for Team Awesomness’ Crimson Guard and COBRA. Our main training facilities are located on the south side of the island, with the main fortress inside a volcano on the southeast side of the island. Many caves and underground rivers give us access to our submarines and loosely guarded prison facilities, to keep them out of the way of tourists.
Recruitment Rules
We are looking for new members (maybe) but make sure to read these important recruitment rules before applying:
Rule 1. We’re looking for gamers that can get along with any sex, race, or sexual preference, all but the damned Swedes, oh and robots.
Rule 2. Damn Swedes.
Rule 3. Make sure you’re big into gaming. I mean huge into gaming. Do you look at a 6 sided dice and wish it had more sides, thats the spirit. Do you feel the need to melee someone with your umbrella when you walk into a building, now you’re getting it. Conduct is important too, don’t swear just to swear, unless its like just a regular swear. Its difficult to explain, so Sintano has provided an example: ‘Listen you fucking cunt bag whore ass douche licking fucker you suck!’ We frown upon that, but for example this is ok: ‘’Listen you fucking cunt bag whore ass douche licking fucker you suck!’ So remember, No ‘Listen you fucking cunt bag whore ass douche licking fucker you suck!’
Rule 4. We are not looking for new members at this time in all honesty, unless you run a clan, like Second Foundation, Cavegirls etc, then we’d like to talk to you.
Rule 5. Sometimes rules are made to be broken but not rule 4 only rule 10 and 28.
Rule 6. No more rules, rules suck.
